"She'll cut you, then stitch you up again."
Why this derby name and number?
Real names are cooler. ;)
What is your hometown?
Oak Lawn, IL
What position(s) do you play?
How long have you been playing derby?
Emergency medicine resident
Who is your derby wife?
Millie Brawl, because we are soul mates. Honorable mention to my sexy mistresses Bambi, Holly, and Boobie.
Drink of choice?
Anything but Malort.
How did you get into derby?
Pain Gwen from the Outfit told me all about it on a Halloween bar crawl a few years ago and I was hooked!
Weapon of choice?
The Big Lebowski
Hot yoga, screen printing, reading everything, punk music, travel, cooking enormous Italian dinners
Favorite song(s) to skate to?
"Rat Patrol" by Naked Raygun
Words of advice?
Fake it til you make it - this is how I've gotten through most things in life.
If you could have one superhero power what would it be?
Petting puppies and kittens always
If you weren’t playing roller derby what would you be doing?
Women's hockey seems pretty rad! I want to stalk Give 'em L at her circus school soon.
"Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies, you've got about a hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of, babies—God damn it, you've got to be kind." - Kurt Vonnegut [I think he left out the part about having fun and hitting you friends on roller skates, but it's still nice.]