Pastore #265
"She'll cut you, then stitch you up again."

Why this derby name and number?
Real names are cooler. ;)

What is your hometown?
Oak Lawn, IL

What position(s) do you play?

How long have you been playing derby?
Since 2012

Current occupation?
Emergency medicine resident

Who is your derby wife?
Millie Brawl, because we are soul mates. Honorable mention to my sexy mistresses Bambi, Holly, and Boobie.

Drink of choice?
Anything but Malort.

How did you get into derby?
Pain Gwen from the Outfit told me all about it on a Halloween bar crawl a few years ago and I was hooked!

Weapon of choice?
My butt

Favorite movie?
The Big Lebowski

Non-derby hobby(s)?
Hot yoga, screen printing, reading everything, punk music, travel, cooking enormous Italian dinners

Favorite song(s) to skate to?
"Rat Patrol" by Naked Raygun

Words of advice?
Fake it til you make it - this is how I've gotten through most things in life.

If you could have one superhero power what would it be?
Petting puppies and kittens always

If you weren’t playing roller derby what would you be doing?
Women's hockey seems pretty rad! I want to stalk Give 'em L at her circus school soon.

Favorite quote?
"Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies, you've got about a hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of, babies—God damn it, you've got to be kind." - Kurt Vonnegut [I think he left out the part about having fun and hitting you friends on roller skates, but it's still nice.]