She'll rearrange your face ... in alphabetical oder!
Why this derby name and number?
I've got kind of an obsessive-compulsive personality, and I also live to sing and perform. The more you get to know me, the funnier the name becomes.
What is your hometown?
Born in Chicago, raised in Columbus, Ohio
What position(s) do you play?
Blocker. I jam for comedic purposes only.
How long have you been playing derby?
I joined Derby Lite in 2012 and graduated to full contact with the Dames in 2014.
I'm a Strategic Business Analyst moonlighting as a voice actor.
Who is your derby wife?
Me and marriage don't get along. I am more of a yenta or consigliere.
Drink of choice?
Earthy red wine or hard cider
How did you get into derby?
I needed an excellent way to work through my mid-life crisis.
Weapon of choice?
The Blues Brothers
Learning Italian, knitting, sudoku, singing.
Favorite song(s) to skate to?
"Eye of the Tiger" or anything disco.
Words of advice?
Hydrate, stay low, don't give up, and you're never too old.
If you could have one superhero power what would it be?
If you weren’t playing roller derby what would you be doing?
Announcing roller derby
"But be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em."
Any last words?