Why this derby name and number?
Speeds Kate came up with the name for me because she knows how much I like Purell hand sanitizer.
What is your hometown?
How did you get into derby?
Speeds Kate the great invited me.
Who is your derby wife?
I'm a pack leader of a one-wolf pack
Drink of Choice?
Favorite song(s) to skate to?
If I were to skate: Sunshine, Lollipops, and Rainbows by Leslie Gore.
Weapon of Choice?
Hand sanitizer. It will burn your eyes
The Last Unicorn
Origami, mathing, and watching bird videos with my cat.
Words of Advice?
Hand sanitizer is not to be ingested. Believe me, I know.
If you could have one superhero power what would it be?
If you weren't playing roller derby what would you be doing?
NSO-ing. (It happens that I am doing this, as I am not in fact playing roller derby.)
Model through it.
Any last words?
More than 99.99% effective.