Why this derby name and number?
Speeds Kate came up with the name for me because she knows how much I like Purell hand sanitizer.

What is your hometown?

How did you get into derby?
Speeds Kate the great invited me.

Who is your derby wife?
I'm a pack leader of a one-wolf pack

Drink of Choice?

Favorite song(s) to skate to?
If I were to skate: Sunshine, Lollipops, and Rainbows by Leslie Gore.

Weapon of Choice?
Hand sanitizer. It will burn your eyes

Favorite Movie?
The Last Unicorn

Non-Derby Hobbies?
Origami, mathing, and watching bird videos with my cat.

Words of Advice?
Hand sanitizer is not to be ingested. Believe me, I know.

If you could have one superhero power what would it be?

If you weren't playing roller derby what would you be doing?
NSO-ing. (It happens that I am doing this, as I am not in fact playing roller derby.)

Favorite Quote?
Model through it.

Any last words?
More than 99.99% effective.